#WILL THERE BE A WHEELY 9 WINDOWS#
American Truck SimulatorĪ driving sim so detailed you can roll the windows down. All the usual bants of a good cross-country journey. They visit a Venetian city, and watch as it is destroyed by a gargantuan snake god. They reminisce about childhood misadventures. But, while it lasts, the atmosphere of being in a shiny convertible with some close buds is a pleasing one. The game eventually throws its “Final Fantasy but a road trip” premise out the window like the smoldering arse end of a ciggy. Square Enix’s premier boy band world tour has you driving a waxed-up automobile accompanied by four lads with hedgehog hair and an insatiable appetite for boring side quests. Strap in, you’re taking this unruly metal baby all the way to Istanbul. A bad car, questionable company, and frequent breakdowns of both the mechanical and emotional variety. But upgrades, salvage and smuggling will see you across many a European border, chugging and clunking along as your uncle natters incessantly about forgotten history. You will need to change tires, mix fuel, swap batteries, and wrestle with various innards to keep your rusty little friend from dying by the side of the motorway like an unlucky rabbit. It is a cramped wheely bin of a vehicle, based on the Trabant 601 of 1960s East Germany. You have been gifted an old banger, the Laika 601, by your generous (if bedraggled) uncle Lutfi. Jalopy is a driving game that truly understands the absurd ambition of road trippery.
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